This is Sam Colon calling from the WWC. Not to be confused with the WWF. Now at the WWC, we like to promote our wrestlers like “Big Hulk Colon”, “Colon Monster” and the WWC champion “Colon Tabuki”. Well, there has been a travesty because Colon Tabuki’s mask – known for it’s ten long colon extensions has been stolen.
I am hoping to get a replacement mask at your earliest convenience. We wanted to get a nice green leather mask with 12 colon tentacles coming off of it. None of this ten tentacle business, we want to go all out. Could you please have a Mr. Big Time Ed Colon return my phone call? Thank you and good day.
