This is Sandy Shakesalot and I was trying to reach the tech department of Colonoscopy Shake, Inc. I was at work today and I realized that someone had changed my screen saver. I was trying to find “Colons Weaving” so I could put it on my screen saver but I can’t seem to find it. I just love watching the colons swirl about on the computer screen when I am bored at work.
Could you please have Mr. Colon Computer call me when he has a second? I am hoping he can restore my screen saver immediately.