I was trying to get in touch with a Mr. Celtic Colon. It appears I am going to watch the next Celtic game and I wanted to get one of this big NUMBER ONE hand signs. However, I wanted to see if I could get a colon extender that I could attach to the sign. You know, so when I wave my number one sign in the air to distract the guy from hitting is free throws, I can wave the colon extender in the air as well. That way I can really distract him. I can also use it to swirl my big jumbo colonoscopy shake – you know the extra extra extra large jumbo ones they sell at the stadium.
If you could please have Mr. Celtic Colon give me a call at his earliest convenience, I would really appreciate it.
