This is Mr. Hose Colon By Washout. First name Hose, Middle name Colon, last name By Washout. I was trying to see the best way to have my colon cleansed. I’m thinking instead of a little tube going into the colon, you could use a little colon material to actually double as the regular plastic tube. Why use plastic these days? Isn’t everyone worried about global warming?
See what I am thinking is that you would just squirt up the colon with water into the regular colon and then you could have a double colon washout. If you could please have Mr. Colon (now that is Junior Colon, not Senior Colon) return my phone call, I would really appreciate it. Good day.
Spark
June 11, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I am scheduled for my first colonoscopy next Monday and frankly I’m a bit uptight about it. I hear the NuLytely tastes terrible and even that it makes some people vomit. I am told that is the worst part of it but I still don’t look forward to total strangers looking at the most private parts of my anatomy. I don’t think I have ever farted in front of a girl before and don’t look forward to it. I asked if I could have a copy of the video but the doctor said no, all I could have are pictures. Doesn’t seem right. I hope to be able to stay awake enough to see the video live bt everyone tells me that wont happen. Anyone know if that is true? They say I will fall asleep and then wake up and not know anything about what happened. Is that true? What if I ask for no anesthesia? Will it hurt? any answers will be appreciated. Thanks. I need some support and reassurance here. Should I get my Will in order?
Comment by Spark — June 11, 2008 @ 11:46 pm