This is Mr. Gas O’Colon. First name Gas, last name O’Colon. I was checking out the gasoline pumps today and apparently there is a bit of a problem. The tubes that are being used to carry the gasoline – you know that tube that connects to the pump of your car – well, they are really old and cracked.
I was wondering if I could order a batch of colon tubes to re-attach to the gas pumps if you have them? This is Mr. Gas O’Colon. Please call me back when you have the chance, good day.
